I’m really surprised that there’s not a male adult film star named “Huge Ackman” yet…seriously, I can’t talk about- Hugh Jackman without thinking about that name. Come to think of it, how is there not a dude doing nudie flicks named “Hugh Jackman”? Anyhow, the star of all the “X-Men” flicks, the man who made “Les Miserable” something I almost considered almost seeing, the Golden Globe Award winner, The Wolverine himself has given us all a look at how he would look if he was going to join The Bald Army…and he looks an awful lot like Walter White from “Breaking Bad”. Seriously, when I saw the thumbnail of the picture below, I thought someone had accidentally put up a picture of Bryan Cranston. However, upon further inspection, it is in fact Hugh Jackman in the make-up chair as he gets ready to shoot scenes for “Pan”, a movie about Peter Pan and Neverland, not a documentary about fryer (which I would totally watch).
So his head is obviously shaved, and he is in no way, shape, or form eligible for entry into The Bald Army (don’t get me wrong, we’d love to have him, he seems like the nicest guy ever), but this is a great glance into the future of the famed sex symbol. He basically looks like a super-villian and/or devious billionaire, which is a pretty awesome way for an old dude to look, and it’s not that far fetched that this could be his look someday. If you look at the extremely weird and haggard picture of him below (he looks like a cartoon dog that got stuck in a drainage pipe), you can kind of see that the front of his hairline might be thinning just a little bit, making it possible that he will someday become the Walter White-ian figure who’s pictured above, and that would be awesome on so many levels. If you really bald Hugh, please go bald this way…please.
